Assassination Nation: Review
When all is said and done and the credits roll Assassination Nation has a lot it wants to say but mostly just says a lot of nothing very loudly.
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Bad North: Review
Bad North Review In previous reviews I spoke of my itch, since getting the console over a year ago, to play a great Real Time Strategy game on my Switch. I assure you my friends, I have found that great RTS in Bad North. Not only is it a superb title, it might be one of Switch’s best pick up […]
Read moreReview: Element
Element: Review I’ve been itching for an Real Time Strategy for an extremely long time on the switch. It’s a genre that could fit perfectly on switch as you get not only joy con controls but also a touch screen, allowing you to be precise and quick like you would want with an RTS. In the past month, 3 RTSs […]
Read moreReview: Nuts! – Squirrels Gone Wild!
Tuck in your squirrel scrotum and scurry up that tree! Nuts!, developed by Limbic, is a fun, 360 degree twist to your typical “distance” game. Running full speed up a tree to collect coins, power boosts, and items from your picnic basket that was stolen from you and your loved one. Story of the game is based around you, playing […]
Read moreReview: Duckers – Go Duck Yourself!
How do you mine for gems in the earth? With a flaming blue duck. DUH! Everybody knows that! You’re so dumb….sheesh. Duckers, developed by Retro Dreamer, is a game where you choose which direction to go pulsing downward through the soil to collect gems, coins, and other prizes, with a hint of Dig Dug added to it. The plot of […]
Read moreMovie Review: Moonrise Kingdom
I don’t have to sell you on Wes Anderson, right? I mean, he’s the indie / art film director whom it’s okay for everyone to like, isn’t he? After all, he’s always got Bill Murray in his corner, and everyone except for Communists and child molesters loves Bill Murray. And surely, this site doesn’t attract the kind of people who […]
Read moreIn Depth: The 10 Ways Indie Developers Fail to Market Their Game
No matter what format, what system or what game you are developing for, there are certain things that can doom your game regardless of how good or bad it is from the start. While this article is written with a focus on XBLIG’s, much of these apply to any indie game developer looking to make a dollar off of their […]
Read moreReview: They Breathe – A Breath of Fresh Air
They Breathe is ultimately a game about swimming to the bottom of a mysterious body of water and avoiding the various obstacles that stand in your way. That is seriously underselling it though. In fact, They Breathe is hard to describe, not because the game is overly complicated or even atypical (though it is atypical), but because in giving away […]
Read moreReview: Defender II (Android) – Monsters, Crossbows and Fireballs oh my!
Defender II is a tower defense title for your Android powered smart phone where you must defend your castle wall from an ever-increasing army of various monsters. To do this you must use your badass crossbow and various magic (and other upgrades) to fend off their advances. Featuring what seems like a countless number of stages and an online multiplayer, […]
Read moreReview: Temple Run
RUN FORREST, RUN!!!! Run like your balls are on fire and the nearest water is a mile away. Every time I go for another round on this game, it reminds me of an inappropriate, 2-part joke I learned as a kid: Q: What’s the fastest animal on earth? A: The Ethiopian Chicken. Q: Who’s the fastest human on earth? A: […]
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